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Nigeria, 2016 Olympics and other stories – by Reuben Abati

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“The simple truth is that people going on pilgrimage should not enjoy forex concessions while industries that create jobs cannot enjoy enjoy the same privilege. What is more important?”   

“Hmmm. It even looks like the whole thing is a conspiracy against parents who have children schooling abroad. Pilgrims can get cheap forex but parents trying to produce better citizens can’t? Industries are dying. I don’t get it too. Nonsense CBN policy. “

“Get it. It is cheaper today to go on pilgrimage than to produce toothpick. That is the way of government policy.”

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“Je-su-s Christ!”

“What? It is obvious you won’t make it to Saudi Arabia with cheap forex.”

“Allahu Akbar!”

“Can you just shut up?”

“I believe in change. And I am glad we are a United States of Nigeria.”

“We are not! Shut the hell up!”

Reuben Abati

 

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